i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
I explain supernatural seasons
Season 1: Actually Scary
Season 2: A lot of Soul Selling
Season 3: Sam is sad and so am I
Season 4: Oh THERE’S Cas
Season 5: A good “Ending”
Season 6: Castiel gets mad and then I do
Season 7: Filler and Mitt Romney
Season 8: Please stop torturing Sam Winchester please just stop
Season 9: Sam is dead on the inside and so am I
Happy birthday to my extraordinary big. She is the most caring, beautiful, wise woman I have ever known. I love you biggle! You always know just what to say and have helped shape me into the sigma kappa I am today. I couldn’t have done this with any other big I am so fortunate you are mine. I hope your day is perfect. you truly are a queen. <3
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
I played with a baby wallaroo this morning
ONLY IN ‘STRAYA MATES !
So, you could afford glasses, but not a shirt?
Well I can’t see without them so yeah I sort of have to wear glasses to function.
If I choose not to wear a shirt it’s because I feel like not wearing a shirt, not because I cannot afford it.
How about you reblog the thousands upon thousands of pornographic material with topless woman in it and ask them if they can afford clothes.
Oh wait, that wouldn’t be a problem would it, because a woman can only be topless if it’s in a sexual scenario.
Ooooooo shiiiiiit that reply tho
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers.
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.