Queen of Sass

Kymm. 21 years old.
Oregon native.
Sigma Kappa Alumna.
Climber. Lover. Adventurer.
Ocean Dweller. Forest Dreamer.


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luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.






girlsbydaylight:

プリンセス by チヤキ on pixiv


thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters




nue:

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i thank the xkit guy every day for this button






jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here



moon-days:

THIS IS ME








titchofthefandoms:

acklings:

foreverdai:

¿Qué chica no ha querido nunca hacerse una piragua con la forma de su chocho?

i have so many questions

Dude, that is Megumi Igarashi. In Japan no-one talks about their twinkle-chambers and she didn’t know if hers looked like it was supposed to she she jammed some plaster up her foofah just to see. Then she realised it looks pretty cool so she started making them into art, like a wee golf coarse  or some astronauts on the moon, and she started selling them. Now she takes advantage of the wonders of 3D printing to make her fud art. She even got arrested for it.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/16/woman-arrested-for-making-and-selling-artwork-with-a-print-of-her-vagina-4800121/


athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks







findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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blut-und-eisen:

macklemorrigan:

plot twist: two male characters are platonic friends and the fandom appreciates them as such

plot twist: two male characters are canonically in a relationship together and gay kids actually get some fucking representation




ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.




thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”




mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist