Imagine your OTP reading your fanfic about them and leaving an angry review in regards to your characterization.
falling in love with a character who gets about ten minutes of screentime in a two hour movie
Hi Little Charles.
This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.
It felt mushy.
If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in.
*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:
Osric is a gift and I’m still upset about Kevin.
We’re all still upset about Kevin.
on his shell he holds the earth
It’s like the lion turtle from avatar that has an entire forest growing on his back!
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad