(Source: schwarzweis)



lesbian-god:

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys




artbymoga:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

Pluto hit me right in the feels




(Source: liam-hemsworth)



bakerstreetsdoctor:

rosetyleres:

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

stop wondering

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OH MY FUCKING GOD




classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.




(Source: garthed)



(Source: pleatedjeans)




iwantcupcakes:

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

I added that last tweet.



The road so far…

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

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hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life




(Source: methedras)



mycroftholmies:

oh my god

mycroftholmies:

oh my god



sweetsummerlife:

<3 

sweetsummerlife:

<3 



geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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(Source: snickerpoodles)